You are being placed above the rest
You have the right to smile, to wink at me, to blow me kisses, and to remain silent; any words you whisper, can and will be used against you in a court of love.
You have the right to be represented in said court by a man who loves you.
If there is no such man in your life right now, however, I will appoint myself to represent you, accuse you, judge you, and sentence you to perpetual happiness, for your kindness, for your loving heart, and for your uncommon beauty.
You will be given a fair chance to testify on your own behalf, and when you do, you must expose your heart, your whole heart and pour out nothing but your heart.
My judgment is final. If convicted, which is almost a certainty, you will remain, forever, standing on a pedestal, built like a pyramid of hearts, for all the world to see.
You will be anointed with sweet smelling oils, extracted from the most beautiful red Colombian roses; you will be covered with kisses from my lips, while you hold a picture of me close to your heart so that everyone will see us as a symbol of romance.