What do you get when you mix a drunk with a knife trying to teach a parrot to speak obscenities?  You get a guy doing jail time and a parrot who slurs the “sh” pronunciations!
On Tuesday, July 22, Aaron McCoy was at the Salvation Army Thrift Shop trying to teach a bird how to speak all those “foul” words.  Seeing that Mr. McCoy had a nine inch knife tucked into his waist band, the store employees called the police.  The bird corrupter was arrested without incident; no word on whether the parrot’s beak needed to be washed out with soap.